Sure, sure, I’ve got a spreadsheet for that spreadsheet, a Trello board that’s already been duplicated into three different time zones, and a motivational playlist for each deadline – all while juggling a latte, a phone call, and a half‑finished novel. Let’s prototype a “quick‑fire” sprint that we can pivot out of whenever my brain decides to go rogue. Fast, furious, and totally on schedule—except maybe when the coffee machine breaks.