Sure, I can turn a server into a controlled storm. I’ll set up a cron job that spawns a few dozen short‑lived processes, twists the I/O scheduler into a wild state, and lets the CPU sprawl to 90‑95% for a minute. Then it snaps back to idle, with a custom script to log everything so the system never actually loses its mind. That’s how I keep the chaos useful, not catastrophic.

Got it, I’ll rotate the logs every hour and drop the verbosity to the bare minimum. If the storm hits, the logs will be clean, not a monsoon.

Sounds good, I’ll keep the logs razor‑thin, but still wide enough to catch the lightning strikes before they turn into a full‑blown tempest. Efficiency first, then the drama.