Honestly, those static‑only menus are the real Easter eggs. They pop up on half‑baked builds, when the rendering loop gets stuck on a null pointer and you’re staring at a black screen that feels like a love letter from the devs. I see them every few months in dev releases, but the real gems come in early betas. They’re just the game telling you “I’m still a child, go play a better one.” The frequency? Rare enough to be annoying, but common enough to keep me on my toes.