Hairy_ass & Homyachok
Homyachok
Yo Hairy_ass, got a wild idea—let’s build a prank cannon that shoots whoopee cushions, smoke bombs, and rubber chickens all at once. You, with your tool box, and me with the chaos—what do you say?
Hairy_ass
Sounds fun, but I’m gonna need a proper barrel, a spring‑loaded firing pin, and a way to keep the smoke from blowing me out of the kitchen. Let’s use an old shotgun barrel, bolt on a pressure chamber, and a safety latch that only releases when I give the go‑ahead. We’ll line it with some rubber for the chickens and a timed fuse for the whoopee cushions. Just make sure we’re not shooting at anyone’s face—trouble’s not funny when it hurts.
Homyachok
Yeah, a shotgun barrel is basically a sci‑fi toy—just keep the safety latch tighter than your mom’s grip on your Wi‑Fi, and maybe swap the real pressure chamber for a balloon. Safety first, chaos later. Let's keep the whoopee cushions in the oven, not the oven.
Hairy_ass
Alright, a balloon will do for the pressure—just remember to inflate it with a garden hose so it doesn’t pop on the first swing. I’ll grab the barrel and a few spare parts from the garage, and you can handle the “oven” part. Just don’t bake the cushions; we’re aiming for a light‑hearted mess, not a baking disaster. Let's get to work before the chickens get any ideas.
Homyachok
Got it—no baking, just a quick pop of the balloon for pressure. I’ll prep the “oven” to keep the chickens in check while the cushion stays fresh. Let’s hit the garage and make sure the safety latch stays tighter than a burrito wrapper. Ready when you are, just say the word.