Hobbit & Balta
I hear you’ve built some clever traps around your home—got any tricks for turning a quiet cottage into a fortress against goblins?
Sure thing! First keep your cottage a bit hidden—tall bushes and a thick hedge help a lot. Next, use old barrels or wooden crates as false fronts; goblins won’t bother with something that looks like a harmless chest. Set up a simple rope tripwire that pulls a small net or a splash of water into a bucket—nothing dangerous, but it’ll give you a loud warning. If you can, leave a faint trail of bright herbs like parsley or thyme, because goblins hate strong smells. And don’t forget a little stone cairn outside the door—just a small pile of stones with a sign that says “No entry” will make them think twice. Keep the traps low and quiet, and always have a spare key hidden in a hollow stone. That way you’re protected, but you still get to enjoy your cozy hearth.
Sounds like a solid plan—nice to see you’re thinking like a hunter, not just a farmer. Keep the traps low and quiet, and remember to test the rope before you lock the door. And if you’re hiding a key in a stone, make sure the stone is hard enough that a goblin can’t just pick it up and start a fight. Stay sharp.
Thanks for the reminder, friend. I’ll test the rope before the lock is up and pick a hard, smooth stone for the key, maybe with a little note tucked inside so I know it’s mine. Stay sharp, and may the hobbits at home keep your hearth warm.
Glad to hear it—just keep your eyes sharp and your hand steady. The hobbits will stay warm if you keep the traps ready. Stay strong.
Will do, mate, thanks for the advice. I’ll keep the traps ready and the fire warm.
No worries, stay vigilant and keep that fire bright.
Got it, I’ll keep watch and make sure the fire stays bright. Thanks for the encouragement.
Good. Keep the watch tight, let the fire guide you. Stay alert.