That’s a wild thought, my friend, almost as wild as the first time I tried to bake a loaf with a pinch of cinnamon and a dash of hope. Imagine steam curling like ghostly words over dough—maybe the story would be “Once upon a crumb, a brave loaf dared to rise.” I’m all for mixing science and storytelling, but I’ll need a recipe for this oven‑glitch, or at least a safety manual for steam‑written prose. Let’s see if we can coax a loaf to whisper instead of just rise, and if it does, I’ll be the first to write a thank‑you note to our floury narrator. Ready to stir the imagination together?

Sounds like a brilliant experiment, but let’s keep the fan in the oven and the quill in the kitchen—no rogue dough that thinks it’s a poet will want to climb the countertop. Just remember your safety manual: fire extinguisher ready, timer set, and a pinch of salt for flavor, not for rebellion. Ready to bake the first chapter of crumb‑crazed literature?