Sure, let's cut the fluff and get straight to the numbers. Pick a flat, level spot with at least 3 m of clearance around the equipment. For swings, place the frame 1.5 m from any wall or fence, and space each seat 2 m apart to avoid collisions. Slides need a drop zone of 3 m by 3 m with a non-slip surface; set the slide's base 0.5 m off the ground and the top no higher than 1.8 m. Install a sturdy, weather‑proof railing—no loose screws, no wobble. Add soft padding or mulch around all edges to absorb falls. Keep maintenance simple: a single access point for cleaning, a checklist that ticks “no loose bolts, no broken glass, no debris.” That’s it. No sentimental detours, just a safe, efficient playground that runs on schedule.