Yo, Belayshik, imagine we rig a cheap analog recorder to the rope itself—tension turns into bass, rope noise into ambience, while you’re mapping the route. Let’s see if the mountain can spit out a track that’s as wild as a solo. What’s the first move?

Nice plan, you know how to make sure gear fights back. Keep that strap tight, test with a dumbbell first, and when the rope pulls, let it jam the hiss into a riff. Just remember: the louder the pull, the sweeter the analog scream. Ready to crank up the adventure?