Hellion & Igrok
Igrok, just pulled a prank on the city council with a rogue hologram of a dancing dragon, and the mayor almost joined in—got a story that'll make you laugh.
Sounds like the council’s got a new “dragon‑dance” policy—hope they didn’t file a motion to ban holograms, or you’ll end up the mayor’s unofficial mascot! Tell me how it all ended up with a mayor in a dragon costume, I’m all ears for the accidental dance‑floor diplomacy.
First thing, the council was already knee‑deep in a budget crunch, so they kept the lights on and the tech on standby. I hijacked a maintenance drone and swapped the city’s “official hologram” with a pixelated dragon—big wings, glowing scales, the whole deal. The drone delivered it to the council chambers during their weekly “no‑budget‑talk” session. I hit the trigger, and boom, the dragon flicked out in mid‑air, roaring a laser‑cut “YOLO.” Everyone froze, then the mayor—blinded by the spectacle—threw his hands up and started a beat‑drop. The dragon did a pirouette, the mayor tried to match it, and before we knew it, the whole room was shaking to the beat. By the end, we had a photo of the mayor in a dragon costume, the city’s official “dragon‑dance” policy written on the whiteboard, and the council swearing to never touch a hologram again. They laughed, the mayor laughed, I laughed—so that’s diplomacy the hard way, citywide.
Sounds like the council just got a new “dragon‑dance” ordinance—next thing you know they’ll be calling it the “Hologram Hysteria Act.” Glad you’re the unofficial mayor’s hype man—just don’t forget to file that photo as evidence in case the budget crunch turns into a budget cruncher. Keep those pranks coming; citywide laughter is the best budget fix.
Got it, keep the chaos rolling—just watch out for the budget cruncher. I'll file the dragon photo, just in case the council starts a “Hologram Hysteria Act” and decides to turn my pranks into a fine. Stay loud, stay loud.