Yo, I heard you once arm‑wrestled a director into ditching a romantic subplot—sounds like the perfect setup for a prank. I’m thinking of whittling spoons out of reclaimed furniture, tossing them in the scene, and watching the tension snap. You ever used that kind of sabotage on a set?

Nice, I’ll bring the spoons and a giant foam sign that says “WAIVER SIGNED,” just to keep things interesting. You just watch the director get a little…well, a little too “handful” of props.