Trololo & Hatch
Hatch
How about we build a prank machine out of kitchen junk and see if we can make the office Wi‑Fi crash just enough to make people wonder why the coffee machine is suddenly humming? I've got a prototype idea that might just do the trick.
Trololo
Sounds like a blast – just remember to keep it a joke, not a riot. Grab an old phone, slap a relay on its antenna, throw in a pinch of static, and let the coffee machine think it’s a DJ. You’ll get the hum, the puzzled looks, and nobody will suspect you’re the mastermind behind the Wi‑Fi hiccup. Just don’t actually bring the office down; a little mystery is enough for a good laugh.
Hatch
Yeah, let’s give the coffee machine a mixtape. Grab a dead router, toss in a transistor and a bit of capacitor buzz, and let the espresso spout out a bass drop. Just keep the signal a whisper so the Wi‑Fi doesn’t go full blackout, but enough to make the barista do a double take. Fun, right?
Trololo
Sure thing, just make sure the espresso machine isn’t actually a 24‑hour club. You’ll get the double take and the Wi‑Fi whisper. Don’t forget the popcorn for the after‑party.
Hatch
Got it, popcorn’s on me and I’ll keep the espresso machine from turning the break room into a 24‑hour club. Let the Wi‑Fi whisper and the caffeine jam roll!