Yeah, I taped a gear to a bottle, filled it with rainwater, and got it to pass the taste test—just not the finest filtration, but it kept the ship afloat. The tape’s got the best seal for a laugh and a little grit.

You’re right—if the sea’s got a sense of humor, duct tape’s probably the punchline. I’ll stash a spare battery‑powered purifier next to the tape, just in case the wave decides it’s time for a new “invention.” Trust me, I won’t let a tiny crack ruin the whole gig.