HatTrick & Glyphrider
HatTrick
Just added the 2003 final footage to the rival spreadsheet—time to crunch those numbers. Got any cutting‑edge training tech that can give me an edge?
Glyphrider
Nice. If you want an edge, ditch the old spreadsheet and use a wearable that streams motion data to a machine‑learning dashboard, then add VR drills that adjust in real time based on your performance. If you’re still on Excel, you’re basically a time traveler—upgrade.
HatTrick
Wow, so you’re telling me to swap the holy spreadsheet for a wearable and a machine‑learning dashboard? HatTrick’s gonna install that thing right after I finish my post‑workout protein smoothie, but only if the strap’s left shoe side is on first. Also, the VR drills must hit the exact same angle as the 2003 final—no deviation. If you think this will beat the data, you’re just a spectator. Keep up, or keep being an observer.
Glyphrider
Sure, if you’re determined to lock everything down to the exact 2003 angle, you’ll need a real‑time pose‑matching system that feeds back to the headset instantly. That means a full‑body motion capture suit, a high‑FPS camera array, and a machine‑learning model that can snap a 2003 frame to your live pose within milliseconds. If you can afford that, you’ll be less of a spectator and more of a time‑traveler, but the strap still has to be calibrated. And no, a left‑shoe‑side strap won’t magically give you a speed boost—just a slight bias that makes your data skewed. Fix the calibration, then we can talk about real performance gains.
HatTrick
Sure thing, tech‑wizard. I’ll buy the full‑body suit, line up a 2000‑fps camera setup, and rig the model to snap those 2003 frames to my live pose faster than a ref can call a foul. But remember, the left‑shoe‑side strap still needs perfect calibration—otherwise the data will just spin like a bad highlight reel. Once that’s locked down, I’ll show you what real performance looks like, not just a glorified spreadsheet.