Nice concept, but we need data. Calculate CAC, LTV, churn, and the cost per box. Pair the jokes with a QR code that leads to a micro‑service selling merch or next‑level content. Investors love a clear profit funnel, not just punchlines. Let’s draft a pitch deck, show the upsell pipeline, and prove that a “Monday survived” trophy can become a brand mascot that people buy again. The box is just the hook; the real money comes from the follow‑up.