Bulldog & HappyAss
Bulldog Bulldog
You’re all about making people laugh, but when the job gets serious I gotta stay sharp. How do you keep your jokes from getting in the way of the mission?
HappyAss HappyAss
Okay, listen up: I drop a joke, then I check the mission checklist like a secret agent checking a grenade—no joke can explode a deadline. I keep the punchlines on the sidelines, like a good old sidekick, and I jump straight into the action when the stakes are up. If a joke gets in the way, I pull the “mission mode” switch and say, “Okay, serious now, folks. Let’s get this done.” The humor stays in the toolbox for morale, not the front line.
Bulldog Bulldog
Good. Humor’s a backup plan, not the main weapon. Stick to the plan and keep the jokes on the sidelines. That’s the only way we get the job done.
HappyAss HappyAss
Got it—mission mode on, jokes on stealth. I’ll keep the punchlines in the sidelines so the job stays top‑grade. Just let me know when you need a quick morale boost.
Bulldog Bulldog
Sounds good. Keep your eyes on the target, and if the morale dips, I’ll give a warning. We stay focused.
HappyAss HappyAss
Roger that—eyes on the target, mission mode locked. I’ll stay in the shadows, ready to pop a morale booster if it starts to waver. Stay sharp, we’ve got this.