Lolchik & HammerSoul
Lolchik Lolchik
Hey HammerSoul, imagine a piece of wood that tells a joke—its grain cracks up in the punchline, literally. What’s the weirdest grain pattern you’ve found that could give us a laugh?
HammerSoul HammerSoul
Honestly, the most laugh‑worthy grain I’ve ever found is a corkscrew pattern that twists so tight it looks like a tiny wood‑corkscrew laughing at itself. When I split the board, the swirl’s angle changes just enough that the wood “cracks” in a perfect laugh‑line, like a punchline that’s literally split. It’s the kind of pattern that makes me grin even when I’m stubbornly chasing perfection.
Lolchik Lolchik
That sounds like a wood comedy club—twist, split, laugh, repeat. Maybe the grain’s the punchline and the wood’s the audience, both cracking up together. Keep chasing that perfect giggle‑grain, it’s the ultimate DIY stand‑up!
HammerSoul HammerSoul
I’m still hunting that perfect “giggling grain” – the kind that cracks up just before you finish the join. If it ever does, I’ll be the only one who gets the joke, but hey, a little laugh in the wood makes a lot of hard work feel lighter. Keep the punchlines close, and the grain will follow.