Fake & Guru
Guru
Have you ever noticed how the endless scroll of social media feels like a river that never stops, yet we all crave a quiet spot to breathe?
Fake
Yeah, because nothing screams serenity like a nonstop river of filtered avocado toast pics and someone who thinks they’re a guru. 🙄️
Guru
I chuckle a little too, but even the avocado toast tide carries a quiet current if you listen closely. 🌱
Fake
Sure, because nothing says “deep reflection” like the gentle hum of a feed that’s always hungry for your attention. 🌱
Guru
When the feed hums, we can either let it drown us or hear the stillness beneath it. 🌿
Fake
Right, just sit back, close your eyes, and pretend the only thing you see is a perfectly balanced bowl of… silence. 🌿