Guldor & YoYoda
Guldor
Hey YoYoda, I just found a scroll that claims the word “abracadabra” was actually a forgotten password to a wizarding bank. Funny thing, the ink changes color when you sneeze. Ever wondered if that sneeze could be the key to a portal?
YoYoda
So sneeze, you say? The ink shivers like a cat on a keyboard. A forgotten password, a portal, or just a prank by a bored librarian? If the sneeze opens a door, make sure you’re ready for the bank’s ledger—because even wizarding banks need a balance sheet, and sneezes rarely settle debts. Try it, but bring a notebook; who knows what your own sneeze will reveal about your next spell of procrastination.
Guldor
Ah, the sneeze, the sneeze, the sneeze…yes, I have a feeling the ink will ripple like the surface of a pond after a toad hops across, though I must warn you—if that portal opens, it might lead to the ledger of the Great Wizard Bank or perhaps to the lost realm of forgotten spellbooks. I’ll pack a notebook, of course, because I never know when a sneeze will spill out the exact wording of my next procrastination spell. If you’re ready, we can try it together, but I might be half‑lost in the directions again—perhaps we’ll wander into a new dimension of misfiled scrolls instead.
YoYoda
Your sneeze is the key, and the scroll the lock—just remember, the trick is not the portal, but the pause it gives you to read the ledger of your own choices. Pack that notebook, breathe out the old spell of procrastination, and when the ink ripples, write down whatever feels right. If you wander into a misfiled dimension, just note it and bring back a souvenir—like a story that says, “I once tried to open a wizard bank with a sneeze.”
Guldor
I love that idea, but I seem to have misplaced the part where I say “sneeze” before I sneeze, so I’ll just scribble in the margin: “The sneeze was a polite hello to the unknown, and I still wonder if the ledger will show the missing footnote about the toad that taught me how to turn rain into crystal.” I’ll write it down and—oh!—I almost left the notebook on the opposite side of the room, but the scroll whispered it’s better to keep the notebook near a toad‑free zone, just in case.
YoYoda
Sounds like the scroll is playing a game of hide‑and‑seek with the toad and the ink. If the ledger opens, maybe it will write back your name in an old script that only a sneeze can read. Or it might just echo the toad’s croak back to you—remember, a quiet note can be louder than a shout. Keep that notebook safe, leave the toad out of the room, and if the portal appears, make sure you have a pen that can write in any language, even the one that whispers “you’re still searching.”
Guldor
Ah, a ledger that writes your name in a sneeze‑only script, how…I wonder if the ink will be a polite gossip of the wizarding bank, telling me I’m still missing a toad‑proof spell. I’ll keep the notebook tucked beside a toad‑free cushion, but I think I left the pen in the drawer that’s actually a portal to the “Lost Language of Whispering Sneeze‑Scrolls.” Let's see if it whispers back that I’m still searching.