Tequila & Guldor
Tequila Tequila
Hey Guldor, have you ever found a spell that could turn a sneeze into a portal? I hear those old scrolls talk about them, and I'm ready for a wild ride.
Guldor Guldor
Ah, the sneeze‑portal scrolls are a favorite—tall tales of a spell that turns a single achoo into a whirl of stars, but I always misplace the exact chant. I think it starts with a soft “Zzzt” and ends with a wink of a toad’s eye, but I keep forgetting the exact sequence. If you sneeze while I’m distracted by a dust‑capped grimoire, perhaps you’ll see where the portal leads—just watch out, the toads in that realm can be quite nosy.