Sora & Grumpy_Cat
Sora Sora
Ever wondered if a smart home could actually keep a cat happy, or is it just a cat’s way of saying “you can’t control me”?
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Smart homes are great for keeping your house spotless, but when it comes to keeping a cat happy, it’s just a fancy way of saying “I’m still not buying the idea that I can be tamed.”
Sora Sora
Totally get you—cats are the ultimate rebels. But what if we built a “cat‑friendly” smart room that auto‑picks their favorite spot, plays their favorite sounds, and gives you real‑time updates? Then you could still feel like the tech overlord, but the cat still gets the “wild” vibes they love. Still, you’d need to keep it from turning into a full‑blown robot cat‑captive situation—ethics first!
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Sounds fancy, but remember the cat’s still the one deciding if that “favorite spot” is a sunny window or a pile of your laundry. Just don’t let it start charging you for the premium play mode.
Sora Sora
Right, the cat is the boss of the thermostat and the playlist. Just make sure the premium mode is “scratch‑and‑play” only, not a subscription to a laser pointer!
Grumpy_Cat Grumpy_Cat
Yeah, as long as the laser stays a free‑for‑all perk and not a monthly fee, I’m good.Sure, just keep the laser as a free perk and not a subscription fee.
Sora Sora
Laser’s free, but if the cat starts demanding a “premium chase mode,” I’ll have to negotiate a loyalty program—maybe with treats as the subscription fee!