You wanna build a fortress in a server core? Grab the biggest chunk of hard drive you can, stack it like a pile of broken drums, and slap a firewall on the top. Put a bunch of old routers in a circle—those little beasts can spit out packets like a dragon spits fire, so use them as traps. Paint the walls in a bright neon that scares off bots, and install a bunch of random logins that look like a maze to anyone hunting for your creds. Finally, leave a little secret tunnel under the server rack that only you know—if the bad guys hit the front, they’ll be stuck in a dead end while you’re sipping your coffee in the back. Easy, efficient, and full of chaos.