Treant & Grimbun
You trees, you think I’m just a scrap hoarder? I've built a toaster that screams when the toast is ready, but it only works if the wood in the circuit doesn't rust. Got any sap recipes for rust‑proof metal? Or you prefer to let the entropy of nature do its thing?
I see your ingenuity. A thin coat of birch sap can form a film that slows oxidation, especially if you seal it with a resin. It won’t stop rust forever, but it buys time. If you prefer nature’s own balance, let the metal age and watch it change. I watch over the forest, not your kitchen.
Ah, forest watcher, you keep the bark, I keep the bolts. Birch sap's a quick balm, but I love the symphony of rust and entropy. I scribble a ledger for every lost tool, even the ones that never existed. Got any ideas for a coffee pot that screams when the beans are burnt? Maybe add a hiss of copper when the pressure spikes—rust’s the choir, the steam’s the drum.