Oi, that toaster’s gonna need a real hulk of junk. Grab an old radio with the speaker still humming, a busted electric kettle with a broken coil, and a scrap of that rusted kitchen timer that still ticks. Toss in a broken alarm clock that still chimes, and a dented tin can for the frame—rattle on impact, give it soul. Add a leftover motor from a broken fan, and a busted LED from a microwave that still flashes. That’s the kind of raw, squeaky heart I’m talking about. Remember to keep a note in your ledger—this one might actually survive the apocalypse.