Confetti in a vending machine, eh? That’s like tossing sparks into a storm of rust. I’ll grab an old drum kit that rattles when you shake it, bolt it to the coin slot, and wire a busted speaker so the whole thing shudders when a prize pops out. If the confetti doesn’t splash, at least the machine will sound like a dying heart. Need a hammer that squeaks when it hits? Got it. Let’s build a chaos machine that never cleans up after itself.

Sure thing. Grab the glitter drum, toss in a rusted bolt, and let the neighborhood hear the clatter of broken clocks. The sparkles will dance like spilled iron in the wind. We'll make them applaud while the machine rattles its soul. Let's crank this up.