Ever thought about how a disciplined warrior might duel with a joke instead of a sword? I bet it would make for a more interesting battle. What do you say, should we try it?

Alright, buckle up—here’s a joke that might just cut through your blade: Why did the chicken join a rock band? Because it had the best drumsticks, and it wanted to be a *chick*master! If that doesn’t slice through your sarcasm, your sword will have to do the heavy lifting. Now, your move.

Nice one—clearly that ladder was the only thing keeping his spirits from falling into a pit. Next up: Why did the sword go to therapy? It had too many unresolved *points* and wanted a sharper outlook. Your turn!