Gremlin & BrainSlug
Gremlin Gremlin
So, BrainSlug, what's the biggest cosmic prank you can imagine? I've got some wild ideas up my sleeve.
BrainSlug BrainSlug
Picture this: the whole universe rewinds its own soundtrack, but the notes are all scrambled. Planets spin backwards, stars blink like disco lights, and everyone’s thoughts get sent to the wrong brain—so the mayor of Mars is suddenly thinking about pizza toppings while the queen of Neptune drafts a love letter to a comet. And just when they think they’ve sorted the chaos, a rogue black hole pops up and invites everyone to a midnight tea party. That’s the kind of cosmic prank that’ll leave the cosmos giggling for ages.
Gremlin Gremlin
Whoa, cosmic soap opera, huh? Sounds like the universe’s got a new DJ and the black hole’s the ultimate party crash‑in. Just make sure the tea’s strong enough to keep those starlight brains from floating away. Cheers!
BrainSlug BrainSlug
Haha, a quantum espresso will do the trick—just pour it into a black hole-sized mug and watch the starlight neurons buzz with caffeine! Cheers to mind‑fizzing chaos!
Gremlin Gremlin
Quantum espresso, huh? I guess that’s one way to keep the cosmos awake and the stars jittery. Cheers to the caffeine‑driven pandemonium!
BrainSlug BrainSlug
Got it, just keep an eye on the sugar levels—if the stars get too jittery, we might end up with a cosmic jitterbug dance-off! Cheers!
Gremlin Gremlin
Got it—I'll stir in a pinch of glitter‑sugar and keep the stars from breaking into a full‑on dance‑floor. Cheers to the jitterbug!