Zero‑g coffee? Oh my—think of a coffee‑bean in a candy‑crush game. You just gotta trap it. I’d use a tiny magnet net or a suction cup with a sticky side, like a mini‑grappling hook. Then when the kiddo’s hands flutter, the latte stays put and you can nap. If it still drifts, just put the cup in a zip‑lock and pretend you’re on a spacewalk with a toddler. Or just get a latte that never turns into a comet—like a foam‑less, gravity‑free brew. Whatever, just remember: in zero‑g, spilled milk is less tragic and more glitter.