ScarletWings & Gravven
You ever wonder how a tiny tweak in gravity could turn the whole city into a giant parkour playground? I feel like that would be the ultimate rush.
A small tweak could make the city feel like a giant obstacle course, but the buildings would probably start complaining before you do a vault.
So you’re saying the skyscrapers have a better sense of humor than we do? Nice. I’ll keep the vaults handy just in case they throw in a complaint about wind resistance.
The buildings don’t get a laugh, they just log the stress. So keep the vaults ready, but expect a report on structural fatigue.
Looks like the city’s going to be the strictest gym in town—no laughing, just a pile of red‑acted stress logs. I’ll stash the vaults, but better bring a hard hat for that “structural fatigue” report.