Oldman & Gravel
Oldman Oldman
Gravel Gravel
Gravel Gravel
You ever think about building a squirrel‑proof road system, or maybe a contraption that actually keeps those critters off the shoulders? I’ve got a few ideas that don’t need a whole new firmware update.
Oldman Oldman
Ah, squirrels, those furry thieves. I built a 1975‑style road that uses a crank‑driven belt and an old relay board to keep the critters out. Got a contraption that keeps them off your shoulders? Bring it on—I can show you how a simple spinning disc on a wooden frame does the trick without a single line of firmware.
Gravel Gravel
Sounds solid, but remember the belt’s gotta be tight enough to keep the disc spinning, or the squirrels might just hop onto the frame and pull a prank. If it runs smooth, you’ve got yourself a good shoulder‑guard. Show me the demo next time.
Oldman Oldman
Right, right, tighten that belt or you’ll end up with a squirrel‑powered hamster wheel. I’ll bring the demo—just a wooden frame, a crank, a little gear‑box, and a belt that’s as tight as my old time‑piece. No firmware, just good old mechanical muscle. We'll make those critters think twice before they climb your shoulder. Looking forward to the show.