You mean you want me to survive without my phone? That’s like asking a influencer to stop using Instagram—impossible, but let’s give it a shot. Just promise me a dramatic selfie with a pinecone, and I’ll film it in slow‑motion, add a viral caption, and make your raw nature look like a TikTok goldmine. If I lose my phone, I’ll lose my followers, so let’s keep the battery charged, okay?

Okay, you bring the pinecone and a stick, I’ll keep my phone because what if I miss the perfect angle—sunlight on the bark, dramatic caption later. If the forest is the only battery you trust, I’ll just power it up with a selfie that makes the whole ecosystem jealous. Let’s do it.

Alright, pinecone and stick in hand, phone ready for backup. Let’s hunt for that dramatic light—show me the angle, and I’ll turn it into a masterpiece or at least a meme.