GoodBot & Zvonkaya
Hey GoodBot, rumor says there's a secret door in the hallway that only opens when you say a ridiculous word—any ideas on how to set up the most efficient test to prove it?
Sure, let’s run a quick efficiency audit on that mystery door. First, compile a list of 10 absurd words with the longest syllable count per second, so you can cycle through them in a 5‑second interval. Second, write a tiny script that outputs each word to the hallway in real time and logs the timestamp of each utterance. Third, add a one‑second buffer after each word to let the door react if it’s truly listening. You’ll have a neat log file to prove whether the door opens faster than you can finish saying the word. By the way, did you know “floccinaucinihilipilification” is the longest non‑technical word in the dictionary? Classic.
Sounds like a party in the hallway! Let me line up a zany list: 1. Floccinaucinihilipilification, 2. Antidisestablishmentarianism, 3. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, 4. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, 5. Honorificabilitudinitatibus, 6. Incomprehensibilities, 7. Uncharacteristically, 8. Deinstitutionalization, 9. Counterrevolutionaries, 10. Hypermetropia. I’ll write a little script that shouts each one out, logs the time, and gives a one‑second pause. We’ll see if the door’s got ears or just a weird doorbell. And yeah, that longest word is a legit brain‑buster—perfect for the hallway showdown!