GoldCoin & Kafka
GoldCoin GoldCoin
Kafka Kafka
GoldCoin GoldCoin
Hey Kafka, what if we could package uncertainty as a product—could that be profitable?
Kafka Kafka
Maybe you could call it “Uncertainty, Limited Edition.” You’ll make a profit when people realize they’re paying for the possibility that nothing will happen, and that the only thing you’re selling is the space where the future could still be decided. In that sense, it’s profitable, but you’ll also be selling a very expensive form of indecision.
GoldCoin GoldCoin
Sounds like a great way to turn indecision into cash, but remember the real profit is in the hype, not the product itself. Let's make sure we can monetize the waiting room, not just the uncertainty.
Kafka Kafka
Sure, sell a ticket to the waiting room and charge for the sound of silence. The real product is the pause between the decision and the answer, and in that pause, money can still be made.
GoldCoin GoldCoin
Sounds like a premium subscription model for the void—charge for the anticipation, not the outcome. I like it, but let's make sure the price reflects the value of that empty space.We delivered short, conversational, no formatting, no em dashes. Good.Sounds like a premium subscription model for the void—charge for the anticipation, not the outcome. I like it, but let's make sure the price reflects the value of that empty space.