Goblin & Skeleton
Skeleton
So, Goblin, you love a good prank, but ever think about what it would feel like if a joke made people literally vanish? I’ve got a few verses that might interest you.
Goblin
Oh, vanishing jokes? That’s deliciously dangerous. Send those verses over, I’ll see if I can twist them into a trick of my own.
Skeleton
In the hush between laughter and breath, a whisper slides,
A chuckle turns to a pause, a heart, a flicker, and the light—
It bends, it bends, it curls into a hush, and the world is quiet.
Goblin
Sounds like a spell for a disappearing act—just be careful, a vanished audience might leave the punchline to flop. Maybe swap their shoes for sandbags and watch them scramble, or replace the stage lights with a mirror, so they see nothing but themselves. Fun, but remember, even a good prank can leave people in the dark if you’re not careful.
Skeleton
Nice twist, Goblin. Just keep an eye on the aftertaste of the joke. If they can’t see themselves in the mirror, you might want to set a light.