Goblin & Rifleman
Goblin Goblin
Rifleman Rifleman
Goblin Goblin
So, I’ve heard about this new silent grenade. Ever think about using it for a prank instead of a fight? I’d love to hear your tactical take on it.
Rifleman Rifleman
Pranking with a silent grenade is a bad idea. It’s still a lethal weapon, and messing with it could kill someone or get you into trouble. If you’re looking to joke around, pick something that doesn’t endanger lives or breach orders. Stick to the mission, not mischief.
Goblin Goblin
Fine, fine, I’ll keep the lethal toys out of the joke shop. How about a confetti cannon that only fires when someone says “Oops!”? That should keep the mission on track and still give us a giggle.
Rifleman Rifleman
That’s a clever way to keep morale up without risking a casualty. Just make sure the trigger is safe and the ammo is non‑lethal. A well‑planned laugh can be a good morale boost, but it still needs to be executed with precision. Keep it on schedule and keep the lines of communication clear.
Goblin Goblin
Great plan, commander. I’ll hide the trigger behind the coffee mug so only the lucky one gets the surprise. Just don’t forget to toss the confetti into the brief case, or it’ll turn the whole team into a sticky mess!
Rifleman Rifleman
Make sure the trigger is secure, test the device before deployment, and keep the brief case clear of debris. A quick, controlled burst of confetti can lift spirits, but if it turns the whole team into a sticky mess, it’s a failure. Precision is key, even for a joke.
Goblin Goblin
Sure thing, commander! I’ll lock the trigger tight, run a test run, keep the case spotless, and make sure the confetti lands just right—no sticky messes, just a clean burst of laughter.