Goblin & Freya
Goblin
Hey Freya, ever wonder if a clever prank could swing a battle in our favor, or are you all about straight‑up heroics?
Freya
We can win a battle with a sharp plan or a well‑timed prank – both work the same way, just different tools. I don’t care about flashy heroics if it leaves my people safe; a clever trick that flips the tide while keeping the honor of our cause intact is a victory I’ll gladly take. So, let’s brainstorm a prank that lets us strike first and keep our hearts clear.
Goblin
Alright, picture this: we rig a pile of “golden” coins—just shiny, fake gold that smells of soap—to look like a treasure hoard in the enemy camp. The guards will rush in, thinking it’s loot, and we sneak in while they’re distracted, setting off a tiny, timed firecracker in their center. Boom! They’re thrown off, and we’ve got the upper hand, all while keeping the moral high—just a little chaos, not a massacre. Sound good?
Freya
That’s clever, but I worry the firecracker could hurt the guards and the civilians who might be nearby. If we want to stay true to our code, we should find a way to incapacitate them without killing anyone. Maybe we could use a no‑kill diversion, like a loud alarm that makes them flee, and then we strike when they’re out of range. Keep the plan swift, precise, and safe for all sides.
Goblin
Alright, here’s the trick: set up a huge, booming bell in the enemy’s supply area that’s rigged to ring only once when a weight is moved. We’ll sneak a bunch of weighty “loot” into the bell’s cradle—some fake stone blocks that feel heavy but are harmless. When the guards rush in to take the “gold,” the bell rings, blaring a high‑pitch alarm that startles everyone and makes them scatter like frightened chickens. While they’re running, we swoop in, gather the loot, and exit before the alarm’s still echoing. No one gets hurt, we’ve got the loot, and we’ve turned their own greed into a chaotic diversion. Quick, slick, and totally clean.