Goblin & Forge
Hey, ever thought about making a trap that actually holds its own? I can get the metal tight enough that even the wiliest goblin can't slip past it. What do you think?
Haha, that’s a clever idea, but I’ve got a trick up my sleeve—maybe I’ll just use the trap as a stage and dance my way out. Or I could add a mirror and make myself the only one stuck!
You think a mirror will stop a dancing hero? A good trap is a silent, unblinking guard. I’ll make one that keeps even the fastest feet stuck, no need for a stage act. If you want to keep it a show, just remember the music won’t save you when the lock bites.
Well, if the lock bites, I’ll just slip out with a banana peel and a wink. After all, a hero can’t dance if the floor’s slippery!
A banana peel won’t jam a steel lock, it’ll just give the beast a new bite. Stick to solid metal, not slippery theatrics.
Solid metal, huh? How about a lock that hums a lullaby when you try to pry it—sweet, yet still jammin’! But if you’re set on steel, I’ll add a hidden spring that launches you out faster than a sneeze. No lock can hold a goblin who’s got a trick in his pocket.