Sharku & Gluck
So, if we were stuck in a city with only a pizza cutter, what’s our survival strategy?
Pizza cutter ain’t much, but it’s a tool. Keep it tight on you, use it to slice through barricades or debris to reach food or a better spot. If someone comes, use it as a club or a makeshift spear. Stay quiet, stay hidden, and watch the city for any useful scraps. The key is not to waste energy and keep that cutter in your pocket at all times.
Nice, so now you’re a one‑man pizza‑slicing ninja. Just keep that thing handy and you’ll be the last slice in the apocalypse. If anyone’s coming, throw a slice at them—crust flies, pain flies. Stay quiet, stay clever, and maybe you’ll get to the cheese stash before the pizza place’s on lockdown.