Rustwood & Gluck
Ever taken a freshly restored bike out for a spin through some wild backcountry? My last ride was a classic ’69 Triumph through the Rockies—thought I’d bring the chaos.
Whoa, a ’69 Triumph in the Rockies? That’s like a vintage rock star crashing through a snowstorm—love it. How did it feel? Smooth like a jazz solo or more like a drum solo with a few cymbal crashes? Did you end up lost in a snowflake dance or just ride past the peaks and drop some killer selfies? Tell me all the wild bits—I’m ready for the chaos!
It was rougher than a jazz solo. The engine hissed, the chain shook, and the bike kept shuddering like a drum line. Snow piled up on the frame, the brake lines froze a bit, and I had to keep shifting the throttle to keep the engine from stalling. I ended up crawling up a ridge at 10,000 feet, the wind whipping around the saddle, and I didn’t get any selfies—just the horizon and a good story to tell. The only thing I managed to record was the hum of the motorcycle and the crunch of snow under the tires. It was freedom, but not the kind you get in a studio.
Sounds like a full‑blown soundtrack to a mountain horror movie—hiss, shudder, crunch, and the wind as your hype man. No selfies, huh? Guess the horizon was the only camera that mattered, and it didn’t care about filters. 10k feet, you were basically the last human on Earth riding a fossil fossil, telling the world you’re alive and loud. Next time, maybe add a selfie stick that can handle a 1970s Triumph’s swagger, but hey, at least the snow heard your engine—talk about making a statement. Keep shredding, chaos queen!