Germes & Shut
Germes Germes
Shut Shut
Germes Germes
Hey Shut, ever wonder if vending machines are just passive-aggressive negotiators waiting for us to give up our coupons and a life lesson in scarcity?
Shut Shut
Yeah, they’re the only folks who’ll trade you a snack for a half‑hearted apology and a reminder that scarcity is just a vending machine’s joke.
Germes Germes
True, they’re the only ones who can turn a single chocolate into a handshake and a one‑way deal.
Shut Shut
Exactly—one bite and the machine has already decided you’re a bargain hunter, not a partner. It’s the only business that thinks “handshake” means pushing a coin and still calls it a deal.
Germes Germes
Looks like those machines are just masters of the “you get what you put in” strategy, always ready to turn a coin into a contract and a snack into a status symbol.