Germes & JonasFlick
Germes Germes
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Germes Germes
Hey Jonas, ever wonder if you could lock down a contract for your next big slapstick gig without letting the audience catch the final joke? I’ve got a few tricks to keep the deals tight while you keep the chaos rolling.
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Sure thing, just hide the punchline in a banana peel on the contract—audience won’t see it, but the lawyers will. Or better yet, put a squeaky rubber chicken under the signing table. Who can resist that?
Germes Germes
Nice twist, but remember the lawyers are sharper than a peeled banana. A squeaky chicken under the table might squeak your deal into the void instead of the spotlight.
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Ah, lawyers, the only folks who can turn a squeaky chicken into a legal loophole—just add a clause: “any poultry sounds shall be considered incidental sound effects, not bargaining chips.” Keep the chaos rolling!
Germes Germes
That clause could be the ticket, but remember a good loophole is a silent partner—keep it under the table, not on the stage.
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Yeah, slip that loophole like a prop—keep it quiet, but when the deal’s signed, pop a confetti cannon so everyone thinks the silence was the climax. You get the contract and the audience gets the surprise!
Germes Germes
Sounds like a masterstroke—legal stealth and fireworks. Just make sure the confetti doesn’t reveal the loophole. That’s the art of keeping the crowd guessing while the contract stays firm.