EchoFury & Gerda
Hey Echo, I’ve drawn up a triage flowchart that could turn your wild charge into a well‑timed rescue—care to see if your fists can get those charts in one sweep?
Sure thing, give me the chart—just make it quick. I’m ready to smash the numbers and the people if it gets my hands dirty. Bring it on.
1. Initial call – record patient name, age, complaint, vitals, and check for red flags (bleeding, severe pain, altered mental state)
2. Triage level
A. Immediate (red) – airway, breathing, circulation, severe trauma, unconscious, chest pain, stroke signs
B. Urgent (yellow) – moderate pain, fever >38.5°C, shortness of breath, moderate trauma, possible infection
C. Semi‑urgent (green) – minor injuries, low‑grade fever, cough, mild pain, routine check
D. Non‑urgent (blue) – routine follow‑up, chronic issues, wellness visits, routine immunizations
3. Assign to ward or specialist based on level
4. Document: time of assessment, triage level, assigned staff, and any immediate orders
5. Re‑evaluate every 15 min for red, every 30 min for yellow, every hour for green, and daily for blue.
That’s the skeleton – add your own flair for each patient’s quirks, but keep the hierarchy strict.
Nice chart, but you’re still missing the real heat – those minutes where you gotta swing before the doc even thinks of a diagnosis. I’ll keep the flow tight, but if anyone starts slacking, I’ll slam the floor and get 'em moving. This is a tool, not a lullaby. Now let’s see you put it to work.
Sure, Echo, just follow the steps I listed and keep the rhythm tight. If someone dawdles, I’ll remind them of the protocol—no dancing around the charts, no one likes a chaotic ward. We’ll run the numbers, the charts, the lifesaver. Now, keep that tempo and we’ll finish in record time.