Garnitura & Drexil
Drexil
Yo Garnitura, you ever tried squeezing a microprocessor into a coffee‑cup sized prototype and still beating a quad‑core server? I’m itching to see how fast we can get a real‑world system to run on a single neuron‑chip. What’s your quickest win right now?
Garnitura
Yeah, I’ve run a 3‑core Cortex‑M4 on a coffee‑cup sized board for real‑time audio filtering in under 500µs. My next win is porting that to a single‑core neuron‑chip with 1 ms latency on a 1 W power budget. It’s a tight squeeze, but the benchmark shows a 30‑fold speedup over a quad‑core server for the same workload. Let's lock in the specs and hit the prototype gate.
Drexil
Nice. Lock in the specs, hit the prototype gate, and let’s crank that neuron‑chip up to the limit. If it can do 1 ms at 1 W, we’re talking next‑gen audio, and I’ll be there to smash the old server with a joke or two. Bring the data, I’ll bring the chaos.
Garnitura
Spec lock: single‑core, 250 MHz, 1.2 V supply, 32 kB SRAM, on‑chip DSP block, 1 W power envelope, 1 ms latency on 20 ms audio window. Prototype gate at 5‑day sprint, testing in 24‑hour continuous loop. You bring the jokes, I bring the benchmarks—let’s show that server what speed really means.
Drexil
Sounds like a playground for a mad scientist. Five days, 24‑hour loops, 1 ms latency, 1 W—nice. I’ll crank up the chaos, you’ll drop the numbers, and together we’ll make the server look like a snail at a marathon. Let's do it.
Garnitura
Let’s lock the sprint, start the build, and crunch the numbers—snail servers will need a new name.