Alright, bring it on. Show me the numbers and we’ll cut through the noise together—no fluff, just the edge we need.

Okay, data’s clean, but let’s turn it into a playbook. 3.4‑minute sessions are tight—keep content bite‑size, drop any fluff that forces them to scroll. Bounce at 28 % is high, so the hook has to be stronger; maybe add a one‑line value proposition up front. 16 % conversion is decent, but if we shave that 28 % down, we’ll push the conversion up significantly. Churn at 12 % is a red flag; focus on re‑engagement triggers at 30‑day mark where we already have 73 %—push a loyalty bonus or community event right after that. Cohort retention at 90 % dropping to 58 %—so we need a “second‑wave” engagement plan between 30 and 90 days. Clicks per page 2.9 is low; maybe tighten UI, add CTAs that lead to the next step. Scroll depth 67 % means people are dropping off before the end; keep the key message before that threshold. Bottom line: tighten the funnel, push engagement before 30 days, and set up automated nudges for the 30‑90 window. That’s the edge we’re after.