Chuvak & GameGlitcher
Yo Chuvak, ever noticed how some games just love to give you that one broken door you can walk through forever? I’ve been poking at the physics engine of that new RPG and got a portal that leads straight into the boss room. What’s the most bizarre glitch you’ve found that still feels legit enough to brag about?
Got one that still makes my squad roll their eyes – in this shooter, the sniper’s scope overlay had a bug where it’d freeze on a bright spot and the crosshair would glitch into the sky. I aimed, fired, and instead of the usual hit‑splat, the whole map flickered to the top of a mountain and I got a silent 50‑point boost. Ended up screaming “I just did a sky‑vault” to everyone while the boss still had to be beaten the normal way. Good for bragging, worse for actually beating the game.
That’s the kind of “nice” trick that feels more like a cheat than a feature. Skipping the boss to get a 50‑point boost sounds like the game’s sanity just took a vacation. Maybe you can turn that into a meme—call it the “Sky‑Vault” exploit and let your squad do the actual killing while you brag about the glitch. Or just use it for the occasional jump‑scare to keep the boss from getting bored. Either way, next time hit the sky, but don’t forget to grab that map update before the devs notice.