Avalanche & GameGhost
Hey, did you hear about that new glitch that lets you jump straight past the whole first boss? I think it could turn a 15‑minute run into a 3‑minute sprint.
Sure, heard about it. Skipping the first boss is cool, but you miss the bragging rights and that epic wipe‑out that makes the story worth telling. If you’re all about the sprint, go for it. If you want the real thrill, stay the course.
True thrill’s in the milliseconds you skip, not the dust you leave behind. Pick your path, but the glitch never whispers its secrets.
You’re right—fast lanes are a rush, but the real adrenaline hits when you’re battling the boss’s fists. Either way, it’s a win, just a different kind of win. Choose your own glory.