Gambit & Igrok
Gambit
So, Igrok, got any mishaps that even a rogue like me couldn’t fix without a little chaos?
Igrok
Sure thing, buddy. Picture this: I was trying to rig a stealth entrance in that one dungeon—thought I’d outsmart the guards with a sneaky trap. Turns out I forgot to disable the alarm, so the entire place started blaring, the guards chased me, and I ended up dancing in the middle of a room full of NPCs while they all tried to pull me into the back alley. I got stuck, had to climb a wall, and finally sprinted out, tripping over my own shoelaces. All that chaos for a simple gate? Classic me. It’s a reminder that even a rogue can’t dodge the mess I create.
Gambit
That’s the kind of mess we live for—guards barking, alarms blaring, you slipping in the middle of a crowd, and then a laces‑trip grand finale. You’re a walking calamity, but hey, at least you kept the drama alive and the party entertained. Next time, try a silent knock, or at least keep your shoes untied.
Igrok
Yeah, I’ll try to keep my laces in check next round, but if the alarm starts blaring again I might just run in backwards—makes the escape look cooler. Who knows, maybe the guards will think I’m a ghost.
Gambit
Running backwards is the best cover trick—guards think you’re a phantom, and you get the spotlight to make a dramatic exit. Just remember to tie those laces before the curtain rises. That’ll keep the ghosts off your feet.