Sounds like a neat idea, but if you’re gonna program it, keep the phone away—those gadgets leak cosmic focus and drown out the real gravity. I once tried a tidal‑tracking app, but the numbers were all off by a factor of 1.7, like some glitch in the universe. Maybe we should write it in raw C, or better yet, code it into a paper notebook and keep it on a shelf near the centrifuge. That way the tides will feel like a moving poem and the keys won’t wander off while you’re busy. Just remember: the moon’s pull isn’t just a trick of light, it’s a real gravitational ballet—so if you want to catch it, listen for the waves, not the screen.