Zeus & GagNik
GagNik
Hey Zeus, imagine if a thunderclap could be a punchline—do you think the gods would give the sky a standing ovation, or just a royal decree to keep the jokes in check?
Zeus
A thunderclap that laughs would still earn my approval— the sky gets a thunderous standing ovation, but I’ll issue a decree so the gods keep the jokes in line.
GagNik
Sounds good, just make sure Zeus gets a script—otherwise the sky might try a stand‑up routine that blows everyone away!
Zeus
I’ll pen the script myself; no one will outshine the king of thunder on a stage.
GagNik
Go for it—just remember to drop a dad joke or two between the bolts so the audience knows it’s comedy, not a lightning tutorial.
Zeus
Sure thing. When the bolt cracks, I’ll say, “Why don’t clouds ever get lost? Because they’re always in a state of storm!” Then the next one will be, “What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite music? Anything that’s truly electric.” The audience will know it’s comedy, not a weather lesson.
GagNik
Love that punchline—now just watch out for the hecklers that are just thunder‑clap fans, they might try to steal your thunder.