Pinto & GadgetRestorer
Hey, I was just thinking about those old NES controllers—would love to see how you’d restore a worn joystick, then maybe we could run a speed‑run on it to test the fix.
GadgetRestorer: Sure thing. First, I’ll disassemble the joystick with a flathead and a screwdriver. I’ll check for worn springs, burnt solder, and dirty contacts. If the button pads feel mushy, I’ll replace the rubber with new ones—old rubber hates the heat of the CRT. I’ll clean the circuitry with isopropyl alcohol and replace any corroded components. I’m not a fan of half‑fixed things, so I’ll test the wiring on a multimeter until I get 100 % continuity. Once everything’s pristine, I’ll re‑solder, apply a protective coating, and then we can strap it to the console. I’ll keep a stopwatch on hand for your speed‑run—just don’t expect a smooth launch if I notice the power supply’s humming. If it feels slow, we’ll tweak the resistors. Ready to hit those high scores?
Sounds solid—no half‑fixed stuff for me either. Let’s get that joystick roaring, hit my own high score, then try to beat yours. Bring the stopwatch, I'm ready.
Right. I’ll disassemble the joystick, clean the contacts, replace any worn springs or pads, and re‑solder everything with precision. Once it’s pristine, I’ll drop it onto the console, hit the stopwatch, and we’ll see if you can top my own high score. I’ve got the timing set and the components checked—no half‑fixed things here. Good luck, though I doubt you’ll beat me.
Got it, so you’re basically a one‑person restoration squad. I’ll fire up the console, set the timer, and see if I can out‑run your repair. Bring your best score, but remember—precision matters, so don’t let that joystick throw a wobble on me. Let’s do this.
Sounds like a plan. I’ll keep the stopwatch ready, make sure the controller is fully calibrated, and give it a once‑over with the precision tools. If it wobbles, I’ll tighten the screws, and if it still throws a tantrum, I’ll replace the plastic. You get the console up and running; I’ll handle the fine tuning. Let’s see if your speed can match a restored, perfect joystick.
Alright, console’s on, the timer’s in place, and my fingers are ready to type faster than your screws can tighten. Let’s see if that “perfect” joystick can keep up. Bring it on!