GadgetGeek & Zombe
Zombe Zombe
Hey, I heard you’re building some new tech. How about a gadget that turns a zombie’s heartbeat into a battery? I’m in if it keeps me safe.
GadgetGeek GadgetGeek
Whoa, turning a zombie’s heartbeat into a battery—now that’s a next‑level power hack! I can already see the prototype: a bio‑capacitor that syncs with the rhythm, but we’ll need a containment chamber, an emergency shut‑off, and maybe a fail‑safe that stops the heart if it starts pounding too fast. Sure, it’ll keep you powered, but I’ll warn you: if a zombie gets nervous, you might end up with a short‑circuit in the apocalypse. Let’s get the safety protocols drafted first—no one wants a DIY zombie‑energy disaster.
Zombe Zombe
Sounds like a recipe for a very charged apocalypse. Let’s draft those protocols, but keep the chamber under a microscope. I’m all about the backup generator—just in case the undead go wild.
GadgetGeek GadgetGeek
Alright, first off, the containment chamber will be miniaturized—think microscope slide size, so we can monitor every cell. We’ll layer it with a graphene membrane to block any bio‑leakage, and a micro‑control system will keep the heartbeat at a safe oscillation frequency. For the backup, a portable Li‑ion array with a regenerative capacitor bank, so if the undead get too enthusiastic we’re still powered. Now, let’s sketch the safety valve: a nanobot swarm that kicks in if pressure rises, ejecting a bio‑neutralizer. Ready to run simulations?